Due to hidden sex scenes that can be unlocked through player pages, Kentucky Fried Basketball will now carry a rating of M for Mature. The American Fantasy Basketball Ratings Commissionand the U.S. Congress are currently looking into whether the makers of Kentucky Fried Basketball hid the scenes to garner a more teen-friendly rating.

The Colonel expressed shock at the allegations: "I can't believe this is happening. I always knew it was a mistake to move to the internets, with all its sex-porn and surfers of ill repute."

Officials from the Australian agency that regulates fantasy basketball deemed the KFBA inappropriate for children or adult eyes and have decreed that the game may no longer be legally sold, rented, advertised, or exhibited in the country.