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Around the Bucket - Week 14

 

 

 

 

And then there was one...

 

It was Week 14 that dealt a crushing blow to Association teams seeking perfect seasons.

 

After winning 12 consecutive contests, Jtcballer21's College Park Renegades ran into a wall when they played division rival Queensbridge Finest. Leigh's squad, led by POG and Kentucky Fried super star Dwyane Wade, mustered up 210 points and easily defeated the Renegades, who failed to break 200.

 

Mbrown's Wu Tang Hoop Mafia Pimps had been in a tailspin, barely surviving a 186 score against the Klickety Klak in week 13. Once Mrobison's Sterling Eagles decided to 'bring it' in week 14, and the Mafia Pimps failed to regain their dominant ways, the perfect season came to a swift end. The Johnnie Walker All-Stars will just have to wait until next year for a team to make a run at that perfect record.

 

My very own Mr. Mastodon Farm, reeling from the loss of Carlos Boozer, lost a 208-204 nail biter against Walker25's Dallas Show-Stoppers.

 

Going into week 15, only JCPeery's notorious Provo Jomegamen stand undefeated in the Association. Their last two scheduled games are against the mighty Brocheese and the not so mighty Oaksterdam Straightedges.

 

To be clear, JCPeery had a spectacular Labor Day draft. His first three picks - Kobe Bryant, Marcus Camby and Zach Randolph - have (somewhat improbably) remained healthy and delivered high caliber KF seasons, anchoring his team throughout the season. Two fifth round gambles - Eddy Curry and Randy Foye - did just well enough, that he was able to exchange them (with a straight face!) for a pair of injured superstars - Yao Ming and Chris Paul. And - lest we forget - a draft day trade with the Brooklyn Brewers for a 15th round selection blossomed into Kevin Martin (with 13th round rights!) which in turn delivered Steve Nash and Elton Brand. Yes a masterful draft day in early September may yet yield Provo an OR title. And should the Jomegamen become the 7th team in 8th seasons to hold such a distinction, they will certainly be deserving of it.

 

But if you think the proud Brocheese are just going to stand, idly by, and let them run the table with a perfect season - well, you just need to lay off the crack cocaine, my brother.

 

Enjoy your lone standing on the list of perfect teams Mr. Peery. Wallow in all its glory. But know that this coming week, week number 15, the Brocheese will fight with all their might, to end your Jomegamen's fairy tale season.

 

 

Perfect Records

 

Team (owner) - score, record

League

Provo Jomegamen (jcpeery) - 14-0, 221 ppg

Original Recipe


 

  • A big time shout out to MBrown and JtcBaller for the fine seasons their respective teams are having in 2007.

 

 

Who's Hot

 

Dirk Nowitzki (DAL) - 1.231 (108 minutes)..."I vant zee MVP! Gib it zu me now! Macht schnell!"

Kevin Garnett (MIN) - 1.188 (149 minutes)...Kindly reminding the world that while he may be forgotten in the quagmire that is the Timberwolves, he's still an All-NBAer...and you're not...

Josh Smith (ATL) - 1.180 (133 minutes)... With four-digit 30 day, maybe it's time to give him credit for finally living up to potential...and graduate him to star keeper...

Amare Stoudemire (PHO) - 1.147 (163 minutes)...Likes to dunk, with or without Steve...

Carmelo Anthony (DEN) - 1.131 (168 minutes)...Sans AI, just like old times... Except without Miller...

Dwight Howard (ORL) - 1.088 (159 minutes)...Ridiculous 85% shooting from the field could be a sign of what's in store after the break...

Ruben Patterson (MIL) - 0.984 (123 minutes)...Sandwiches great week between two ugly ones...

Jose Calderon (TOR) - 0.982 (57 minutes)... Lifts YTD over .800, only 25, a lot to like...

Jamaal Tinsley (IND) - 0.963 (136 minutes)...Second great week in a row for Tinsley...

Brad Miller (SAK) - 0.960 (50 minutes)... One decent week does not make up for terrible, terrible season...

Josh Howard (DAL) - 0.959 (97 minutes)...Has certainly cemented status as second rounder next year...

Sarunas Jasikevicius (GSW) - 0.934 (76 minutes)... Looks like someone who likes Nelly ball...

Nene Hilario (DEN) - 0.926 (135 minutes)... Hilario owners have been waiting for this, for two seasons - now we're hoping he keeps it up...

David West (NOH) - 0.913 (138 minutes)...Finally back in 20/10 shape...

Andris Biedrins (GSW) - 0.904 (125 minutes)...Boarding (46) and blocking (9) machine...

Monta Ellis (GSW) - 0.838 (117 minutes)... Going to put up numbers while Baron is out, as he has all season long...

 

Not so Hot

 

Gilbert Arenas (WAS) - 0.761 (117 minutes)... Hibachi tanks against Blazers, kills all Kentucky Fried teams that start him in Week 14...

Andrew Bynum (LAL) - 0.568 (111 minutes)... Rough week for the youngest player in the league...

Andrew Bogut (MIL) - 0.538 (106 minutes)...One of the biggest disappointments of '07...

Stephon Marbury (NYK) - 0.531 (81 minutes)... It's gotta be the shoes...

Charlie Villanueva (MIL) - 0.529 (104 minutes)...Clearly still not OK...

Adam Morrison (CHA) - 0.479 (96 minutes)...At least he's got a funny looking mustache...

Channing Frye (NYK) - 0.457 (35 minutes)... Another of the biggest disappointment of '07...

 

 

Top 10 Scores from Week 14

 

Team(owner) - score

League

Ft Lauderdale Buckeyes (osupatrick)- 235.629

Appalachian Brew Co.'s Fall Invitational

Baltimore Brocheese (broham)- 233.961

Original Recipe

Panzilla Expansion (jperk983)- 233.924

Travishamockery

Eugene Rocks (ontherocks)- 232.236

BBB.net

Sengir Vampires (trantony)- 231.444

Bleague

Happy Valley Voles (jcpeery)- 229.336

Sugar Ray

Palm Beach Royals (crazydave)- 229.224

Kung Fu Grip

Bristol Beavers (stripclubdj)- 226.825

Useless Hoops

Naptown Shaven Yak (sugarraygus)- 226.258

Sugar Ray

Fort Myers Cyclones (gstroh)- 226.103

Original Recipe


 

  • This is the Baltimore Brocheese's 8th appearance in the top 10 this season. All teams with more than 3 top 10s are listed below.

 

Most Top 10 Appearances by team

(Through week 14)

 

Team (owner) - Top 10s

League

Baltimore Brocheese (broham) - 8

Original Recipe

Sengir Vampires (trantony) - 7

Bleague

DAGO REDEMPTION (freelanceobgyn) - 6

Turnpike

Cuban Lynx (doug) - 5

Johnnie Walker All-Stars

Happy Valley Voles (jcpeery) - 5

Sugar Ray

Hard Rain's Falling (zzRay) - 5

Bleague

Palm Beach Royals (crazydave) - 5

Kung Fu Grip

Provo Jomegamen (jcpeery) - 5

Original Recipe

Catonsville Suns (tweebles1) - 4

Crazy 88's

Manteno Jake-a-moles (diedrich88) - 4

The Greatest Show

Oscar Robertson and the Crispus Attucks Tigers (ciwasko) - 4

Original Recipe

Panzilla Expansion (jperk983) - 4

Travishamockery

SNK Crushers (colonel) - 4

Crazy 88's

Boston Celtics (lukewarmplay) - 3

BBB.net

Fort Myers Blue Streaks (gstroh) - 3

Turnpike

Naptown Shaven Yak (sugarraygus) - 3

Sugar Ray

Ohio Buckeyes (osupatrick) - 3

Even More Cowbell


 

 

 

GMs w/ more than one top 10

(Through week 14)

 

 

Username

Top10's

Teams

broham

13

8

jcpeery

11

10

trantony

9

7

zzRay

9

13

ciwasko

6

4

freelanceobgyn

6

8

mrobison

6

17

crazydave

5

1

doug

5

3

osupatrick

5

12

jperk983

4

1

diedrich88

4

2

tweebles1

4

2

gstroh

4

3

colonel

4

7

lukewarmplay

3

1

derf

3

2

sugarraygus

3

2

mbrown3877

3

3

chrismccool21

2

1

turtle

2

1

webster11

2

1

mharris3

2

3

younggod

2

5


 



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